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Who are you top 5 worst poser bands that claimed to be metal, but were actually suck-ass?
Here's mine:
Poison
Nobody posed like that "band". Those idiots looked hotter than all of my girlfriends. Cici, Rikki, JFC. How gay.
Europe- Europes' answer to poison, lol
Night Ranger- They weren't too bad, really, just weren't metal
Bands like trixter, brittany fox, etc., all uber lame, lol
Here's mine:
Poison
Nobody posed like that "band". Those idiots looked hotter than all of my girlfriends. Cici, Rikki, JFC. How gay.
Europe- Europes' answer to poison, lol
Night Ranger- They weren't too bad, really, just weren't metal
Bands like trixter, brittany fox, etc., all uber lame, lol
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Re: Worst Poser Bands
Mon, March 31, 2008 - 7:45 PMYeah, and Winger and, haha, Nelson. Warrant as well. All gay and greased up, ready for a homo freak-fest, lmao. -
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Re: Worst Poser Bands
Mon, March 31, 2008 - 7:46 PMI almost forgot! Loverboy!!
Another band that started half good and went downhill faster than a jew chasing a penny, lol. -
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Re: Worst Poser Bands
Mon, March 31, 2008 - 7:49 PMWho has done more:
Gene Simmons eating pussies, or
Paul Stanley sucking dicks, lol ? -
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Re: Worst Poser Bands
Mon, March 31, 2008 - 7:50 PMApparently there aren't many metal heads left, i'm talking to myself, as usual. -
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Re: Worst Poser Bands
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 12:31 PMI wouldn't ever refer to Poison as metal, or Europe.
3 inches of Blood is pretty awful, they try soooooo hard to be Slayer.
Abigail William is really generic sounding.
Dilinger Escape Plan is totally fucking LAME and isn't even metal, they incorporate emo style chruses, yet they always play with metal bands
The Ocean tries to incorporate all of these different genres and singing styles, in a very half-assed attempt to blow your mind and it ends up sounding like genuine shit.
All Is Vanity is one of the crappiest bands ever! -
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Thu, April 10, 2008 - 5:16 AMre. Warrant
There's the Warrant of Much Music fame (infamy?), and then there's the early eighties Warrant (I can't remember the name of the album, but it had an executioner standing by a bloody chopping block, and the tracks were f*cking hard).
Just a trivia bite, and I'm grateful that I don't even know who most of the bands were in the last post... -
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Sat, May 10, 2008 - 2:52 AM.....yeah...that would be a total waste of time to learn about anything recent or any of these new metal bands.
i dont know what i was thinking taking up valuable space for hair hard rock.
but a recap about a hair metal 2 hit wonder would be so kick ass!
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Re: Worst Poser Bands
Sun, April 13, 2008 - 1:14 PMI don't much like emo, corse I'm getting old now, so I gues it's a common lament, that the music that comes after your particular generation sucks. That's the way it's always been. I just think that most of the bands now that are played on the radio and tv aren't chosen by the people- they somehow get pushed by the suits. Back in the day, a bands manager would show up at the radio station and throw the dj an 8ball of coke, and the music would get played enough for the people to want to then request it.
Seeems like I dig some of the rock coming out of the radio these days, except just when you think, "here comes the lead-here it comes...", then nothing. It's like they forgot to learn to play lead, or hire someone who knows how. Back in the day it was a matter of pride to have a lead guitarist who would shred, but nowadays, not so much, and nobody cares.
I kinda like Hammerfall, they kick ass, and Coheed and Cambria. It's hard for an older metalhead like me to find something I like thats new. i don't wanna be stuck listening to old shit all the time. -
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Sun, April 13, 2008 - 2:48 PMEmo is low quality and very poser I think, all about image and the music really sucks and is just bad!!! Not many good metal bands around these days, but I went to see Down last week and they rocked!!! Totally cool and not poser at all!! -
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Re: Worst Poser Bands
Tue, April 15, 2008 - 4:12 PMquite so, emo is just horrid music, absolutely fucking terrible. The last, the very last thing i want to hear out of a rockers mouth is how he "feels", his emotions. JFC, SOOO lame. -
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Re: Worst Poser Bands
Sun, May 4, 2008 - 4:57 AMHere's a truth: Journey was a band that was pretty good, great to take a babe to. Or you could go by yourself. But you CANNOT go to Journey with another dude, lol.
In fact, I discovered it's kind of a drag to go to a metal show with a girl. They just get in my fucking way, smoke my dope, and drink up my beer money.
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